2016/03/07

Top 10 funny things to copy & paste into twitch chat!


1. Why is it when a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert. Double standards man!


2. Hello am 46 year man from somalia. sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend leauge" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.


3. Sometimes when my mom isn't home, I like to go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend i'm a carrot.


4. Wanna hear a touching story? Okay here we go:
Girl touches boys hand, boy touches girls hand. What a touching story (๏ ͜ʖ๏)


5. Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know that there's a million out there just like me, but i promise you, I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut of my arms, and now i slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but i promise you if you give me a chance and the support i need. I will become the greatest walrus ever, of all eternity. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thanks!


6. So my wife walked into the room while i was having sex with our daughter. Wasn't sure what she was more freaked out about. The fact that i was having sex with our daugther or that the doctor gave me her fetus.


7. The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come. I am a proud pleb...


8. Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU".


9. This chat is full of mentally retarded children, it's like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hopping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+v, I swear to god none of you motherfuckers better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble.

10. 4Head My hair is green 4Head My body is orange 4Head You guessed it right, i'm a carrot! 4Head

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  4. if i say any of this it would get me banned

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  5. Why is it when a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert. Double standards man!


    2. Hello am 46 year man from somalia. sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend leauge" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.


    3. Sometimes when my mom isn't home, I like to go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend i'm a carrot.


    4. Wanna hear a touching story? Okay here we go:
    Girl touches boys hand, boy touches girls hand. What a touching story (๏ ͜ʖ๏)


    5. Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know that there's a million out there just like me, but i promise you, I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut of my arms, and now i slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but i promise you if you give me a chance and the support i need. I will become the greatest walrus ever, of all eternity. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thanks!


    6. So my wife walked into the room while i was having sex with our daughter. Wasn't sure what she was more freaked out about. The fact that i was having sex with our daugther or that the doctor gave me her fetus.


    7. The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come. I am a proud pleb...


    8. Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU".


    9. This chat is full of mentally retarded children, it's like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hopping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+v, I swear to god none of you motherfuckers better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble.

    10. 4Head My hair is green 4Head My body is orange 4Head You guessed it right, i'm a carrot! 4Head

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  6. Why is it when a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert. Double standards man!


    2. Hello am 46 year man from somalia. sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend leauge" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.


    3. Sometimes when my mom isn't home, I like to go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend i'm a carrot.


    4. Wanna hear a touching story? Okay here we go:
    Girl touches boys hand, boy touches girls hand. What a touching story (๏ ͜ʖ๏)


    5. Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know that there's a million out there just like me, but i promise you, I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut of my arms, and now i slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but i promise you if you give me a chance and the support i need. I will become the greatest walrus ever, of all eternity. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thanks!


    6. So my wife walked into the room while i was having sex with our daughter. Wasn't sure what she was more freaked out about. The fact that i was having sex with our daugther or that the doctor gave me her fetus.


    7. The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come. I am a proud pleb...


    8. Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU".


    9. This chat is full of mentally retarded children, it's like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hopping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+v, I swear to god none of you motherfuckers better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble.

    10. 4Head My hair is green 4Head My body is orange 4Head You guessed it right, i'm a carrot! 4Head Why is it when a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert. Double standards man!


    2. Hello am 46 year man from somalia. sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend leauge" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.


    3. Sometimes when my mom isn't home, I like to go into her garden, cover myself with dirt and pretend i'm a carrot.


    4. Wanna hear a touching story? Okay here we go:
    Girl touches boys hand, boy touches girls hand. What a touching story (๏ ͜ʖ๏)







    8. Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abb
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  8. i got banned from twitch for a month

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